Andrew Cuomo has relaunched his campaign for New York City Mayor as an independent.
Andrew, how can we miss you if you never leave?
For what it's worth, it the rich f%$#s are funding the f%$# out of Eric Adams, deciding that the corrupt and bat-sh%$ insane incumbent mayor is preferable to someone who would make them pay their fair share in taxes.
A poem about "Rat Faced Andy" follows the break, with apolicies to Dr. Seuss and Art Buchwald:
Andrew M. Cuomo will you please go now!
The time has come.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go.
Go.
Go!
I don't care how.
You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Andrew M. Cuomo will you please go now!
You can go on skates.
You can go on skis.
You can go in a hat.
But
Please go.
Please!
I don't care.
You can go
By bike.
You can go
On a Zike-Bike
If you like.
If you like
You can go
In an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, do, DO!
Andrew M. Cuomo
I don't care how.
Andrew M. Cuomo
Will you please
GO NOW!
You can go on stilts.
You can go by fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car
If you wish.
If you wish
You may go
By lion's tale.
Or stamp yourself
And go by mail.
Andrew M. Cuomo
Don't you know
The time has come
To go, go, GO!
Get on your way!
Please Andrew M.!
You might like going in a Zumble-Zay.
You can go by balloon . . .
Or broomstick.
Or
You can go by camel
In a bureau drawer.
You can go by bumble-boat
. . . or jet.
I don't care how you go.
Just get!
Andrew M. Cuomo!
I don't care how.
Andrew M. Cuomo
Will you please
GO NOW!
I said
GO
And
GO
I meant . . .
The time had come
So . . .
Andrew WENT.


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