Faces, Meet Leopards

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

— Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn) October 16, 2015

This Tweet is Truly Eternal

So, Trump wins the elections, and the stock market soars, because  ……… The Aristocrats?

Now that Donald is announcing his cabinet, not so much.

Trump has very explicitly stated that the his cabinet would be more slavishly loyal and more corrupt than the last one, which included Bob Barr, Steve Bannon, and Stephen Miller.

The fact that his currently announced choices resemble the extras in the Will Smith version of I am Legend, should come as no surprise:

Donald Trump’s controversial picks for his upcoming Cabinet have rattled right past the American public and on to damaging Wall Street.

In the wake of Trump’s decision to tap vaccine foe Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to run the Department of Health and Human Services, stocks linked to some of the biggest pharmaceutical companies—including Moderna, Pfizer, and Novavax—plummeted to some of their lowest points of the year.

Gee one might think that leopards ate their faces.