ס'איז שװער צו זײַן אַ ייִד

That's Yiddish for, "It's hard to be a Jew."

We had a training session at work, a, "Lunch

and learn," with pizza, and it's Passover.

I was seriously jonesing for that pizza, and it's Papa f$#@ing John's.

Why oh why couldn't Hashem have given my people Fleischmann's instant rise yeast in addition to manna?