I Have an Idea So Clever, You Could Put a Tail on It and Call It a Weasel

I am not a big fan of awards shows, Emmy's, Grammy's, Oscars, Golden Globes, I don't give a fuck.

But sometimes, you are driving on a bad stretch of road, in this case the section of I-83 inside the beltway, and you cannot take the time to change the channel, particularly because there is still a not inconsiderable risk of a patch of ice, so the men inside my radio start talking about the various awards, and they start going on about how this show or that show has been nominated in the wrong genre, and an idea hits me.

This idea is so sublime, so stunning, that it could revolutionize musicals.

It's ………

Wait for it ………

Wait for it ………

A musical version of Silence of the Lambs!

They did it with Mean Girls, and they did it with a homicidal barber who has a cannibal next door neighbor (Sweeny Todd), so why not Silence of the Lambs?

Just imagine the Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling duet. It would bring the house down.