‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That—The Onion
This is an absolutely amazing bit of snark.
The past week has shown humanity at its worst: A horrific terrorist attack left at least 1,300 Israelis dead, among them peace activists and even innocent children. The fates of many more kidnapped civilians still lie in the balance. Meanwhile, statements from Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu suggest retaliation against Palestinians in Gaza will be swift and merciless. More than 1,500 Gazans are already dead, and 338,000 others have been displaced. In moments of turmoil such as this, some believe it is the responsibility of a newspaper of record like The Onion to delve fully into the nuances of a complex and multifaceted conflict that stretches back not just decades but centuries. These people are wrong.
Instead, this editorial board wishes to take this opportunity to declare its full and unequivocal support for Israel because, frankly, it seems like you get in way less trouble for that.
This is (almost) up there with The Onion's amicus brief to the Supreme Court in Novak v. City of Parma, Ohio.
It looks effortless, but it doubtless took hours to get this right. This isn't the Kardashians that they are joking about.
This is brilliant. Go read.
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