08 June 2023

Welcome to Hell, Here is Your Accordion

Pat Robertson has died at the age of 93.

Just a brief rundown of his greatest, hits. 

  • Gay people and abortion caused 911.
  • Haiti deserve the earthquake that devastated the country.
  • Feminist force people to become lesbians.
  • Feminists kill babies.
  • Feminists practice witchcraft.
  • Abortion caused Hurricane Katrina.
  • Gays and Muslims are Nazis.
  • Towels in Kenya transmit AIDS.
  • Called non-Christians, "Termites." 
  • Called Hindus "Demonic."
  • Supported war criminal Charles Taylor.
  • Established charities that were for his personal benefit.
  • Called for the assassination of Hugo Chavez and Nicolas Maduro.
  • Accused gays of deliberately spreading AIDS.

After 93 years, he has finally done something to make the world a better place, by leaving it.

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