08 January 2023

Speaking of Reruns


Same as it ever was
Whack-job right winger Paulina Luna is now publicly challenging the accusation that she is a witch. (As Anna Russel would say, "I'm not making this up, you know.")

You may recall that in 2010, there were allegations that Delaware Republican Senate Candidate Christine O'Donnell had practice witchcraft, and she took out campaign ads to deny this.

We are seeing it yet again.

I am begging someone who actually practices witchcraft to run for Congress for the next cycle.  It would be bad for your party and your movement to be associated with the Republican Party:

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna came to Congress on her first day in office ready to do battle—not just with Democrats, but also with her own party, as she became one of the 20 Republicans to vote against electing Kevin McCarthy speaker.

But back home in her conservative Florida district, Luna is waging a very different kind of war: a legal fight with political enemies who say she is a literal witch.

A letter obtained by The Daily Beast reveals that the Florida Republican retained the high-powered law firm Holland & Knight to go after a would-be rival who leveled a series of outlandish allegations against Luna on the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show in the fall.

The letter demands that Matt Tito, a pal of Roger Stone who mulled challenging Luna in a primary, apologize on video for his accusations, which include claims that Luna was fired from a job—and that she had a sexual liaison with Rep. Matt Gaetz.

“While it is extraordinarily odd for any person to say these things, let alone a former Captain in the United States Marine Corps., that is not the purpose of this communication,” attorney David J. Lisko wrote in the Oct. 7 missive.

“I am sending you this letter because of the defamatory statements you made about Ms. Luna on the Show,” Lisko wrote, adding that Tito knew his comments were untrue or were “said in gross negligence knowing the statements were highly implausible and unlikely to be true.”

“You said that Ms. Luna (a devout Christian) practices witchcraft,” Lisko added.

“You are hereby demanded to publicly and immediately retract each and every defamatory statement you made about Ms. Luna on the show,” Lisko continued. “Because you do not have the ability to distribute your retraction widely on your social media, you are demanded to apologize and retract your statements on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show or by making a retraction and apology video that you send to me that Ms. Luna will distribute via her social media.”

Am I the only one who thinks that her lawyer had to turn is head every time he had to write, "Bubba the Love Sponge," because he was laughing so hard that he risked shorting out his keyboard with his spittle.

Of course for the allegations of an affair with Matt Gaetz, I assume that the lawyer needed a good supply of Dramamine.

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