Deep Thought

 I was at a company holiday party tonight.

Nothing on toward untoward happened, in fact I have never been at a company holiday party or anything unusual has happened.

But it did remind me of a rule that I have, and one that I highly recommend to you.

Never, ever, drink alcohol at an office party.

It's fine for family events, but the potential for something going wrong at a company function is just too great.

If you want to get drunk and make an ass of yourself, that is what Purim is for.

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