Tweet of the Day

First, let us be clear, the following Tweet is not the Tweet of the Day:

Attention Parents! 🚨

A teacher in Palm Beach County, FL shared this template with us. It is being shared among teachers to use for grades K-3.

How do you feel about this? What will you do when this arrives home in your child’s backpack?

Time to take a Stand. pic.twitter.com/Zo39SrxoJc

— Moms for Liberty (@Moms4Liberty) April 1, 2022

Rather, it is this this tweet that is the tweet of the day.

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

— Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn) October 16, 2015

In fact, Mr. Bott's Tweet is evergreen, and in this case, is an appropriate response to a bunch of homophobic assholes to what is in all likelihood a satirical bit of humbug.

I wish that this were true, but it probably is not, though the outraged tweet is real.