Quote of the Day

 "OK, so nanobots, wirelessly charged by various radio waves – and 5G, the bastards. And who's behind it?"

"Big Data."

"Yes, you said that, but they're the manufacturers of the equipment. Who's actually behind it all?"

"International Bad Actors."

"NICOLAS CAGE AND STEPHEN SEAGAL ARE BEHIND IT!?!?!" I gasp.

—The BOFH in The Register taking the piss of an anti-vaxx tinfoil hat type.

I need to remember that line the next time that someone blames unidentified, "Bad Actors," in their conspiracy theories.