That's What I Thought You'd Say, You Dumb F%$#ing Horse Trainer

When an athlete is caught doping, generally I blame the athlete first and foremost.

I make an exception in the case of Kentucky Derby winner Medina Spirit, because sane people to do not assign the same level of agency that they would to a human athlete.

On the other hand, I do ascribe a level of agency to Bob Baffert, Medina Spirit's trainer, and when he claims that Churchill Downs' decision to revoke his horses win, and to suspend him is, "Cancel Culture." 

So says a guy who for Medina Spirit is the, "fifth horse in 13 months to test positive," and before that his, "Horses have failed 29 drug tests."

And he's blaming, "Cancel culture," for his juicing horses.

He's a complete tool, but I am grateful to have the opportunity to adopt one of John Mulaney's best known lines.