I've Heard of Truck Nuts, but Not Valve-Stem Cover Penises

Parked next to me


Wait ……… Is that what I think it is?


Yes, it is, and it is circumcised

I picked up Nat from camp this morning, the counselors had a camping night together, and she wanted to pick up a bite at the local convenience store, Wally's Country Store.

So, I parked while she masked up and went in.

I looked to my left, and noticed something odd about the car next to me:  The valve stem covers appeared to be penises.

This, much like truck nutz, it appears to be a metaphor for American society today.

They are almost Trumpian in their crassness, though I am aware that truck nutz predate Donald Trump's political aspirations by decades.

How is this a thing?