05 September 2019

Ivanka's Two Cones of Shame


It's an "Up" Reference
Ivanka Trump went to Columbia and had a wardrobe malfunction caused by the forces of nature.

This warning should be taken seriously:
Ivanka wanted to wear something that would show off her toned biceps and shoulders. The wind had other ideas.

That's a $1650 dress, by the way.
The elements are conspiring against you.

Time to go.

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