31 July 2019

Kamala, Yuo Been Memed

In response to Kamala Harris's absurd proposal for college loan forgiveness, which provided for (only) $20,000.00 in loan forgiveness and required:
  • That you be a Pell grant recipient.
  • Start a business in a disadvantaged community.
  • Run it for 3 years.
There might be 3 people in the United States who would actually qualify for this grant.

It might be 6 if you count the well-off parents who are pulling the guardian scam to snag undeserved financial aid for their kids.

In response, someone has written the Oddly Specific Kamala Harris Policy Generator, where you press a button, and get a randomly generated policy, like the following:
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a basic income program for Atheists who open a spy agency that operates for 12 weeks in Comet Ping-Pong.
………
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a high speed rail program for African-Americans who open a fire dept. that operates for 8 days in communities of color.
………

Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a military expansion program for firefighters who open a bungee jump that operates for 19 weeks in the Google App Store.
………
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a tort reform program for Tea Party voters who open a buffet that operates for 10 days in their local tourist trap.
I am amused.

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