Even in my Coffee

I'm having coffee at work, and I glance at the lit of the can of coffee, and I see that:

I don't expect a whole bunch out of my work coffee.  I'm not one of those folks who demand fresh ground coffee with foam, etc.

I just want that orange rat-f%$# to stay the f%$# away from my f%$#ing coffee.

I don't f%$#ing think that this is too f%$#ing much to f%$#ing ask.

I also know that it's kind of petty to complain about this, after all, my employer is paying for my the maintenance of my caffeine dependence problem, but I would prefer that my coffee not remind me that Donald John Trump exists, and used to be a crappy reality show host.