Deep Thought

I'm trying to figure out a way to comment on the rapidly accumulating major f%$# ups by Donald Trump and his Evil Minions^™.

I'm think that every time I refer to a Trump-related scandal, I should append the phrase, "and zombies," to the end.

So, it would be, "Russiagate, and zombies," and "Jared Kushner's business dealings, and zombies," or, "Anything involving Betsy Devos, and Zombies."

I would appreciate comments from my reader(s) about this.

Also, I would be much obliged for any suggestions for alternate phrases.