Donald Trump is Just F%$#ing with Us Now

Trump defends Islamic head coverings, says women want to wear them: "It's easy—you don’t have to put on makeup.” https://t.co/tfLYhDv8ir

— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) October 26, 2015

His latest bit, he just said that women might wear burkas because they find makeup too inconvenient:

Trump was speaking about foreign policy, which lead into his critique of anti-Muslim sentiments.

Here are his comments in full:

Then I saw women interviewed. They said, 'We want to wear them. We've worn them for a thousand years. Why would anyone tell us not to?' They want to! What the hell are we getting involved for? Fact it's easier. You don't have to put on make-up. Look at how beautiful everyone looks. Wouldn't it be easier? Right? Wouldn't that be easy?

Seriously.

The Donald is trolling us, and this is a troll that is more trollish than Goatse. (If you do not know what Goatse is, do not google it. Ever. Trust me on this one.^*)

^*The same goes for Lemonparty. Do not go there.^†
†Of course, if you had a choice between any of these and Donald Trump, any sane person would go with Goatse and Lemonparty, but barring a time machine and an accident involving an ancestor of Donald Trump's, the best you can do is cut your losses.