I Worked Up Some Presidential Nicknames

Just the Democrats, because there are too many 'Phants to name, and new Republican candidates keep popping up like some twisted game of Whack-a-Mole.

It's one of those things that happens when we are all on a drive of any length.

Here goes:

• Miss Congeniality (Hillary Clinton: Likable enough, but she is not going to win.)
• Who? (Lincoln Chafee of Rhode Island)
• The Republican running as a Democrat (James Webb, who opposes the Iran nuclear deal, supports the Confederate flag, etc.)
• Too dull for a nickname (Martin O'Malley)
• The Berninator (Bernie Sanders)

If you have any suggestions, feel free to contribute them in the comments.