And While We are On the Subject of how Hedge Funds are F%$#ing the Pension Funds

Mission Accomplished:
First, you get money to your cronies, and 2^nd you f%$# public servants and pub lic sector unions.

Sometimes, it is not just over-priced under-performance, sometimes, it's corruption. Case in point, the  disastrous decision by Chris Cristie to move a significant portion of New Jersey's pension funds to Christie cronies on Wall Street:

New Jersey investment officials have directed increasingly large slices of state pension money into riskier investments, such as hedge funds, touting their strategy as a means of limiting exposure to a volatile stock market. They've argued that their approach would maximize overall returns and justify the higher fees paid to Wall Street money managers.

But in seven of the eight years since the state began shifting pension funds into so-called alternative investments, returns have fallen well short of the broader stock market, an analysis of state financial records shows. In those seven years, New Jersey’s alternative investment portfolio has produced gains of just more than half of the S&P 500, the widely watched index seen as a proxy for shares of large corporations.

Since Gov. Chris Christie took office, he has nearly tripled the amount of retiree cash invested in alternative investment firms -- many of whose employees have made financial contributions to political groups backing Christie’s election campaigns. In that time, the gap between New Jersey's alternative portfolio and the broader market has rapidly expanded, costing taxpayers billions in unrealized returns and threatening the financial stability of the $78 billion pension system. The state's pension funding shortfalls -- which have been exacerbated by Christie's market-trailing investment strategy -- were one of the factors cited by Fitch Ratings in its decision last week to downgrade the state's bond rating for the second time.

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"The idea that hedge funds, private equity funds and other alternative investments beat stock-index funds over the long haul is an urban myth like the tooth fairy," said Jeff Hooke, a former Lehman Brothers investment banker who in 2012 published a study showing that higher alternative investment fees correlated to lower pension returns. "The managers of these big state pension funds are drinking the Wall Street Kool-Aid. The problem with these alternative investments is that they have a tough time beating the low-fee index funds because the fees for alternatives are so big."

Even without considering fees, cheap (a 90% lower expense ratio) index funds outperform the aggressively managed money.

When you add in the rapacious fees charged, it's not even close.

This lack of performance, and his refusal to make necessary pension payments earned him a downgrade from S&P as well:

In a significant blow to Gov. Chris Christie, Standard & Poor's on Wednesday said it is downgrading New Jersey's credit rating. The announcement said Christie's management of New Jersey's $78 billion pension system has "significant negative implications" for the state's finances. S&P also cited the state's below-expected tax revenues as a factor that "put additional pressure on future budgets." The downgrade comes as Christie aides have been publicly suggesting that the governor's fiscal-management record would be a boon should he decide to run for president in 2016.

Bloomberg News notes this is the eighth downgrade during Christie's tenure and the Washington Post reports that "New Jersey’s credit rating has been downgraded more under Chris Christie than any other governor" in the United States.

Neither Christie's office nor the New Jersey Department of Treasury responded to emails from International Business Times requesting comment about the S&P downgrade.

Citing Christie's decision to not make actuarially required pension payments that he had previously agreed to, S&P's downgrade announcement says New Jersey has "demonstrated [a] lack of commitment when it comes to funding its annual contributions." S&P says it expects the pension system's finances "to decline much more significantly" in the coming years.

BTW, there has been a formal ethics complaint fired on his pension policies:

New Jersey’s biggest labor union today plans to file a complaint with the State Ethics Commission against a key adviser to Gov. Chris Christie who is in charge of the agency that oversees pension investments.

In an 11-page letter to the ethics commission, New Jersey AFL-CIO President Charles Wowkanech said that the chair of the State Investment Council, Robert Grady, “has violated the Division's own rules barring politics in the selection and retention of such funds and investments, and has further created an appearance of impropriety.”

At issue is the state's investment of hundreds of millions of dollars of pension money with Wall Street firms, including hedge funds and other types of “alternative investments” that charge higher fees than more traditional types of investments — a practice that started before Christie was governor but has increased under him.

Some “key executives” of the firms donated to state and national Republican organizations that helped Christie, according to Wowkanech, who said those donations potentially broke state pay-to-play laws, and at the least violated the state officials’ code of ethics. Wowkanech wants an investigation.

And on top of all this, it now appears that the Christie administration is using fuzzy math to goose their return on investment.

It's clear that Christie has moved from bombast to damage control in this matter:

The New Jersey Division of Investments has quietly sold its stake in a venture capital fund managed by General Catalyst Partners, following allegations of impropriety related to a political contribution from General Catalyst “executive-in-residence” and current Massachusetts gubernatorial candidate Charlie Baker.

Fortune has learned that the sale agreement was inked back in August, and closed within the past several weeks. It may be publicly disclosed tomorrow during an open State Investment Council meeting, and was discussed during an investment policy committee call last week. No word yet on the buyer, although a source says that the sale price was around 1.5x of cost.

I so hope that this guy runs for President.

The scrutiny he'll get will destroy any future for him in politics.