She Triggers My Drunkdar Something Fierce

My father has the uncanny ability to spot people with drinking problems, which is odd, as he has never been a heavy drinker.

Genetics has given me the same ability, though I think that my Kung Fu is weaker than his.

Then again, you do not need mutant powers to see that Arizona Governor Jan Brewer appears to have a drinking problem.

Ma'am, it's pronounced Tusk-Key-Gi: