Why I Haven't Written About L'Affaire Cain

Because it is the Republican presidential primary, and it's so whacky that all I can do is make fun of them.

Unfortunately, the reality that is Herman Cain simply beyond my meager literary gifts to ridicule.  I can't beat the straight news.

A quick search of The Onion reveals that they haven't covered it either, to their (far better) writers appear to be flummoxed by this as well.

Will Rogers I ain't.