Financial Media Wankery

Paul La Monica does it again in his Panglossian pursuit of reasons for investors to reasons to reenter the market.

So, his advice to investors is to masturbate:

Investors need to follow the immortal words of the 80's one-hit wonder Frankie Goes to Hollywood: Relax.

What? You mean that Mr. La Monica doesn't know that the song was about masturbation?

<Facepalm>