Republicans and Hookers Go Together Like Chocolate and Peanut Butter in a Reese's

We have another scandal in the GOP, this one involving embezzlement of Florida State Party funds, and we have now reached the now inevitable hooker stage of the story:

According to a female party official who spoke to investigators, Greer organized a men-only trip to the Bahamas with major donors and "women were involved and paid." Gov. Charlie Crist, who was on the same trip and hand-picked Greer for the top GOP job in 2007, said today that the charge there were escorts or other paid women involved is "absurdly false."

You know, if I had been a Republican party operative when I was single, I would have gotten a lot more action.

Hell, the debauchery would have continued after I got married if I had been a 'Phant operative.