Cowards .... Pantywaists .... Yellow Belies ....

I just can't seem to come up with a word for this.

You see, the Democratic National committee (DNC) is doing its level best to make sure that everyone knows that the rent-a-riots at town hall meetings are AstroTurf that have been bought and paid for by the Republican National Committee (RNC) and His Evil Minions^™.

What's more, the DNC actually put out an ad about it (below), in which they suggest that people call the RNC to tell them to stop, but the RNC added a voice mail option to include this, which routes the calls to the DNC switchboard.

These are dangerous times, and the Republicans can't deal with snippy callers....How can we expect them to keep us safe from Osama bin Laden?

Seriously, this is so chicken sh&% that it leaves me at a loss for words.