And a Penile Plethysmograph*

On the by invitation only Stellar Parthenon BBS, a bunch of us were discussing the fact that South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford's nookie run to Argentina was paid for by the taxpayers of the state, and Pickapeppa wrote, "I think it should be mandatory that all government officials be outfitted with GPS tracking chips."

I think that the instrumentality suggested is not sufficient for the task envisioned.

^*Seriously, just f@#$ing Google it.