OK, This Offends My Fashion Sense

Vanity Fair, who gets such thing right, took a look at the outfits worn by Cindy McCain and Laura Bush at the convention, and generated price tag:

Laura Bush
Oscar de la Renta suit: $2,500
Stuart Weitzman heels: $325
Pearl stud earrings: $600–$1,500
Total: Between $3,425 and $4,325

Cindy McCain
Oscar de la Renta dress: $3,000
Chanel J12 White Ceramic Watch: $4,500
Three-carat diamond earrings: $280,000
Four-strand pearl necklace: $11,000–$25,000
Shoes, designer unknown: $600
Total: Between $299,100 and $313,100

I know that then I comment on women's fashion, I am way out of my comfort zone, but honestly, I find nothing wrong with ODL's beige dress, but what Cindy McCain is wearing is fugly, and you can be fugly for a lot less than 300 grand.

If someone could help me out though....There is clearly a MasterCard "Priceless" ad in this somewhere.