Just a Moment, While I Perform a Quick Palinoscopy

We have the former head of the Alaska State Police calling Sarah Palin a liar over "troopergate".

It should be interesting to see how this plays out, as a former Alaska Attorney General has categorized her legal defense strategy on the matter, that only the state Personnel Board (whose members she has appointed) has exclusive authority to investigate the matter as bogus.

We also have Palin's own handwriting showing that she was lying over her opposition to earmarks, where we have margin notes in her own handwriting saying that, "We Did Well!!!," in securing earmarks, and that John Sidney McCain III criticized the very earmarks that she had hired a lobbyist and traveled to Washington, DC to get.

Meanwhile, her story of bravely persevering in her speech in the face of the dangers of a broken teleprompter is also a lie. Jonathan Martin of the right-winger funded Politico notes that he was standing where he could read the teleprompter, and it was working as intended, and he confirmed this with a convention organizer.

Of course, this goes along with the Anchorage Daily News' analysis of her speech, where she is described as stretching the truth.

It seems like we have Alaska's own Dick Cheney here, only she appears to be a better shot then "Deadeye Dick".

Meanwhile focus groups of Hillary supporters in Michigan and Nevada were significantly more tepid on her speech than the crowd of mouth breathing Neanderthals^* in the convention center, with a number of fairly brutal complaints about her.

Bummer of a birth mark, Hal.

^*No offense intended to Neanderthals, or those Geico guys.