And in the Never Ending Quest for Budget Dollars.....

Yep, some of the whiz kids at the National Defense University are pitching the idea that they need funding to protect us all from terrorists who would use Wizard of Warcraft to rehearse attacks on all of us.

Yes, it's real, see, they've got PowerPoints, and everything, complete with a conversation using code words, simulated, of course.

See how they simulate some seriously Kule d00dz haxor terrorists?

So they need to pay someone play Warcraft in order to look for this non-existent problem.

I want the job....I REALLY want the job.

In reality, if terrorists want to engage in virtual training, they will do it on a private server...Just like you see people do with Doom....

After all, who wants to be in the middle of planning to nuke the VP residence, when some n00b comes up and starts asking stupid questions?

If this is why my taxes are so fracking high, I'd rather pay for Sarah Palin's bridge to nowhere.