29 July 2008

DHS Plans to Use Color Coding to Help 'Phants in November Elections

The Department of Homeland Security is declaring a Period of Heightened Alert (POHA) for the election season.

This means that Bush and His Evil Minions will take the smallest rumor of a terrorist threat, inflate it beyond all credibility, and then try to scare the general public into voting Republican.

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