18 July 2008

Bush Has a New Political Scandal to Cover Up

I don't know what it is, though I predict that it will come out some time between 8:00pm on Friday and Monday morning.

How do I know this? I know this because Homeland Security Secretary Vladimir Ilyich Lenin* Michael Chertoff is issuing a warning that European Terrorists are attempting to enter the US.

We know what this means: Breaking scandal in the Bush admin.

*Sorry about the confusion, for some reason, I always mix up the two of them.

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