Too Batsh&# Insane for the Constitution Party

Yes, even that merry band of Christofascists have that Alan Keyes just isn't their type, so instead, they nominated wingnut talk show host Chuck Baldwin for president.

When the Talibaptists eschew the most priminent right wing nut-job in the United States, he disowned his daughter for being gay, you it means that you are either too crazy, or too black for them.

For Mr. Keyes, it's probably both.