Kidnapped, Made to Smoke a Bong, and Worship Aqua Buddha?

We have a report that as a some sort of twisted college prank, while an undergraduate at Baylor, Rand Paul and his friends kidnapped a coed, and then made her take bong hits worship "Aqua Buddha" in a stream.

This is whack, and I hope that Paul doesn't do drugs any more, but it raises a question: If he was into this, why did he go to Baylor, where they ban premarital sex because it might lead to dancing.

This is a weird news day.