Who Says That Irony Is Dead?

Yes, it's true, Blackwater has decided to expand its operations into peacekeeping.

Well, I guess that the dead do not conduct war.

(to the tune of Ghostbusters)

Blackwater

If there's men with guns
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
Blackwater

If there's random death
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
Blackwater

I ain't afraid of no mercs
I ain't afraid of no mercs

If there’s a fear of death
running through your head
Who can ya call?
Blackwater

An populist man
turning your country red
Who ya gonna call?
Blackwater

I ain't afraid of no mercs
I ain't afraid of no mercs

Who ya gonna call?
Blackwater

If ya all alone
pick up the phone
and call
Blackwater

I ain't afraid of no mercs
I here it likes the mercst
I ain't afraid of no mercs
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Who ya gonna call?
Blackwater

If you've had enough of those
Looters and scum
Ya better call
Blackwater

Lemme tell ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good!

I ain't afraid of no mercs
I ain't afraid of no mercs

Don't get caught alone no no

Blackwater

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
Blackwater

Who ya gonna call?
Blackwater

Who ya gonna call?
Blackwater

I think you better call
Blackwater

Who ya gonna call?
Blackwater

I can't hear you
Who ya gonna call?
Blackwater

Louder
Blackwater

Who ya gonna call?
Blackwater

Who can ya call?
Blackwater

Who ya gonna call?
Blackwater