Scientists have finally created a database of which animals fart and
which do not fart
(Shortlist) News you can use. So are turtles on the list?
- Haggis will cost more to export from Friday because of Brexit (The Scotsman) My Haggises!
- Thieves pelt French police with Burgundy wine in motorway chase (The Guardian) Not just wine, Grand Cru. Sad.
- Schaudenfreude Alert: Bezos-Buffet-Dimon Health Care Industry Disruptor Haven Makes Faceplant, Announces Closure (naked capitalism) Health Emergency: 1 — For-profit market based healthcare solutions: 0
- Donald Trump’s Final Days (Wall Street Journal) The most neanderthal Op/Ed page in the nation is calling for Trump to resign.
- N.Y.C. Will End Trump Contracts Over Capitol Riot (New York Times) Karma is a bitch.
- Dire Wolves Were Not Really Wolves, New Genetic Clues Reveal (Scientific American) They have sequenced the DNA of the beast. It is different enough for their genus not to be Canis.
An announcement from Honest Government: