John Sidney McCain III must be walking funny (funnier?) after Rolling Stone got through with him, because they just cut him a new asshole, and from reading the article, it's clear that if they were using the Jarvis Bung Dropper* (see picture), then they must have used the jumbo extra large model.This article looks in detail at every aspect of John McCain's life, and finds that the truth is much less than heroic.
They absolutely eviscerate his claims of service and heroism, and they don't even have to go into the rumor that he caused the Forrestal fire.
*Full disclosure, I actually worked for Jarvis Products Corporation in the early 1990s, and actually worked on issues with the blade for the larger models of the bung dropper, which goes from chickens all the way up to bulls.†
†Yes, I have worked everywhere. Maybe I can't hold down a job, but more likely this has been my role as "technical hit man", where you are parachuted in to take care of a specific need.
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