God Hates the Beijing Olympics

Insurrection in Tibet, Earthquake Algae Bloom, Floods, and The most protested torch relay in history.

And now a plague of locusts in China.

I agree with the author of the piece, "Locusts? What is going on here? The litany of near-biblical woes would seem to lack only a famine, frogs and smiting of the first born."

Dude, I understand that you are all officially atheists and all in the PRC, but slaughter a few dozen goats or something.

You've done something to piss him off.<sup>*

*</sup>Note: this is humor, not serious. I'm making a joke in bad taste, not suggesting that God is actually punishing the Chinese people.