Have you seen the Gizmodo article, "Silicon Valley's Obsession With Fertility Has Spawned 'Sperm Races?"
The hed is not perfect, the Silly-Con Valley obsession is about white (and to a much smaller degree Asian) fertility, because they are concerned about "mud people" outnumbering them.
It's racism, baby!
Are men okay? The answer is a resounding “No.” Case in point: a new sport is taking over Silicon Valley: Sperm Racing. The sport, if you want to call it that, works pretty much how you’d imagine: it’s like marble racing except with, well, the output of someone’s marbles. And the teenager who created it just raised $10 million in a (sigh) seed round to take the event mainstream, according to the San Francisco Standard.
So, Sperm Racing. How it works, according to the company, is that young men offer up their sperm, which are then “cleaned” and diluted until there are about 200 lively sperm cells ready to race. The microscopic racers are then placed on what has to be the world’s smallest racetrack, a mold made through a similar process to fabricating silicon computer chips. The sperm are then tracked via computer vision and given enhanced visuals, like when NHL broadcasts make the puck glow so you can track it.
Men are OK. Tech bros are not OK. They have never been OK, and they will never be OK.
I'm not sure right way to explain their pathologies, I'm an engineer, not a psychologist, dammit,* but there is something profoundly wrong with these folks.
*I love it when I get to go all Dr. McCoy!
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