Though the ruling throwing out Trump's $15 billion dollar lawsuit for being full of extraneous bullsh%$ is pretty common among newspaper editors and English teachers.
The filing was 85 pages consisting primarily of over the top compliments and claims of a vast conspiracy against him, which runs counter to the federal rules for lawsuits.
I'm thinking that the judge should have taken out a yard stick and rapped Trump's lawyers' knuckles as well:
On Friday, September 19, a federal district judge in Florida struck President Donald Trump’s complaint in his $15 billion defamation lawsuit against The New York Times, four Times reporters, and Penguin Random House, describing the complaint as “decidedly improper and impermissible.” Under Rule 8 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, a complaint is supposed to include “a short and plain statement” alleging enough facts that, if true, could warrant legal relief. The complaint Trump filed on Monday, by contrast, is 85 pages long and reads more like an anthology of his Truth Social posts, with slightly better punctuation.
Most complaints filed in federal courtrooms do not get tossed under Rule 8, but most complaints filed in federal courtrooms do not spend dozens of pages recounting, as Trump’s does, the plaintiff’s “singular brilliance” and “history-making media appearances” in programs like Fallen Champ: The Untold Story of Mike Tyson. Trump’s complaint is also crowded with boasts about his purported magnificence (for example, “President Trump secured the greatest personal and political achievement in American history”) and snipes about legacy media’s anti-Trump bias (for example, “Defendants baselessly hate President Trump in a deranged way”).
Friday’s order, in turn, is full of the judge’s unmasked exhaustion. “As every lawyer knows (or is presumed to know), a complaint is not a public forum for vituperation and invective,” wrote Steven Merryday, a judge appointed by President George H.W. Bush in 1992. “This complaint stands unmistakably and inexcusably athwart the requirements of Rule 8.” Merryday gave Trump 28 days to amend the complaint and come back with something less ridiculous, and not exceeding forty pages. “This action will begin, will continue, and will end in accord with the rules of procedure and in a professional and dignified manner,” he wrote.
I have on many occasions received similar feedback on what I have written, in large part from my father, who reviewed many of my essays when I was in high school.
My mom did this for me in middle school. (She died in my freshman year of high school)
Their sometimes savage reviews made me a better writer, though as my reader(s) are no doubt aware, it could not make me a good writer.
These guys though, I think that they are beyond help.
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