Headline of the Day (Schadenfreude Alert!)

Elon Musk Rage Quits Livestream After Being Cyberbullied by Gamers in The Chat

—The Daily Beast

1h44m of a lame-ass gamer getting roasted in a live stream. Sweet. So, Apartheid Era Emerald Heir Pedo Guy™ wanted to demonstrate the performance of Starlink™ based wifi by live streaming his playing  Path of Exile 2 at the hardest level.

First, he wasn't any good at it, and second, he got roasted by the live stream participants.

Elon Musk rage quit a livestream of the video game Path of Exile 2 on Saturday night after repeatedly dying while also being ruthlessly cyberbullied in the chat.

Path of Exile 2 is one of Musk’s favorite games—so much so that he once claimed to be one of the world’s top players in an attempt to boost his gamer cred, before later backtracking and admitting that he had been secretly paying people to level up his account to make him appear more talented at it than he was.

Nevertheless, while attempting to show off Starlink’s in-flight WiFi capabilities while onboard his private jet over the weekend, Musk streamed himself playing some PoE2 on the hardest difficulty, which was broadcast live on X.

The DOGE chief was, predictably, terrible at the game, but that was the least of his problems—Less than five minutes into the stream, a player logged on and asked Musk if he could “please jerk off mr trump so he dies of a heart attack.” It only got worse from there.

For the next hour and a half, Musk sat in stony-faced silence and blasted techno music while dozens of users with names such as ELON_IS_A_PEEDOPHILE and ELON_MUSK_IS_PATHETIC repeatedly spammed the chat to tell him “YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND YOU WILL DIE ALONE” and “YOU WILL ALWAYS FEEL INSECURE AND IT WILL NEVER GO AWAY.”

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Eventually, he vanished when his WiFi connection abruptly cut out and ended the stream, which he later deleted from X but was swiftly reuploaded onto YouTube.

Needless to say, massive levels of schadenfreude here.

Elon Musk is now a subject of (very well deserved) derision. 

To quote Ben Franklin Abraham Lincoln Mark Twain Maurice Switzer, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt."