Mawage
As of today, by the Gregorian calendar, Sharon* and I have been married for 30 years.
By the Hebrew calendar, our anniversary will be on November 11.
I am not surprised that she is still with me, she is, after all, a famously stiff necked woman even by the standards of our famously stiff necked people.
I am a bit surprised that she has not murdered me. She has not even tried. (It would be a crime of passion, not premeditated, so it would be something like a cast-iron skillet, a knife, a brick, a beading needle, or a plaster of Paris bagel and cream cheese paperweight)
If she had, it would have been completely justified, as my family and friends could attest to.
2 kids, 3 States, 5 domiciles, 7 cats (so far), 11 cars, and two people who have managed to put up with each other for 3 decades.
It's kind of a miracle.
*Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed, my wife.
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