16 April 2024

Today in Morton's Fork (Fuck Cigna)

Today was the last day to make elections on my health insurance from my employer.

They switched from Aetna  to Cigna (Fuck Cigna).

Unfortunately, when I tried to get information from Cigna (Fuck Cigna) about things like getting a full list of providers, their first response was, "Have you checked our pathetically bad web site?"

The second, and third response was, "You will get a directory once you are enrolled."

How the f%$# do I know which plan to get if I cannot get the directory?

Fuck Cigna.

Yes, I know that it's not January, and I generally avoid the top 3 of George Carlin's 7 dirty words in the other 11 months of the year, but this is Cigna.  (Fuck Cigna)

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