- Pranksters 'ruin' nativity scene by making Mary perform oral sex on Joseph | Metro News (Metro) 'Tis the season.
- Dozens call for the removal of satanic display at Boca Raton rally (Palm Beach Post) The Satanists are the best trolls in the US>
- Dear Civil Servants: OBSTRUCT! (Blue in the Bluegrass) I do not approve of this, but I would expect to see some of this happening.
- Check Out the CIA’s Monster Manual (War Is Boring) Monster manual is not an exact term, more like a humorous bestiary.
- How you lost the world (Idiot Joy Showland) Epic rant on Hillary Clinton.
- The bank lent me $2m so I spent it on strippers and cars (BBC) Quick! To the professional ethicist mobile.
- Many GMO studies have financial conflicts of interest (Phys.org) Not a surprise.
- Pilot Congratulates Flight Full of Raiders Fans on Drinking All the Alcohol Onboard (Esquire) It was a Raider's flight, no surprise there.
- Why cats never became man’s best friend (Quartz) Cats, Gotta love them.
Walter White as Trump's nominee to run the DEA: