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See what happened there? Slick, wasn't it? My man Chuck Todd asked Schmidt why the anti-Trump Republicans weren't banding together to support the clear runner-up and Schmidt started babbling about small-d democratic processes wah-dee-doo-dah. The direct answer to the question…
So, why isn't the cavalry rallying around Cruz?
"Because Tailgunner Ted Cruz is a messianic and friendless theocrat whose policies are a mix of the Book of Revelation and The Fountainhead, and anyone who looks at him thinks of the skeevy uncle whom they tell their kids to avoid at Thanksgiving, and anyone who listens to him who isn't already lost in Jesus wouldn't trust him to park their car."
—Charlie Pierce
Mr. Pierce owes me a screen wipe.
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