27 November 2013

Toronto Has Officially Jumped the Shark

You know that it's true, because Florida, home of the hanging chad and governor Batboy, is now looking down on Canada's largest city:
A north Florida sheriff has filed drug charges against a local mayor, saying Bradford County "isn't Toronto."

Hampton Mayor Barry Layne Moore was arrested Monday afternoon in Polk County on a Bradford County warrant.

Bradford County Sheriff Gordon Smith appeared to draw a comparison between Moore and Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who has admitted to smoking crack cocaine while he was in a drunken stupor.

Authorities say Moore faces charges of possessing and selling Oxycodone.
Congratulations Toronto, you are now the butt of jokes from Floridians.

Your fall is complete.

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