30 October 2007

Yes, Women Everywhere Mourn This Day.

13 Years ago, on November 30, 1994, I stopped being single. I plighted my troth. I found a woman deluded enough to marry me.

Women everywhere mourned. No more could they see the possibility of these chiseled features, those come-hither eyes, that hair*....

Uhhh...never mind, and thank you God, for finding me a wonder with amazingly bad taste

*I wish that I had that much hair now.


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